1) Select a story.
2) Read said story.
If you can read the selection without having any of the following reactions, everybody else drinks:
A) Laughing
B) Cringing
C) Exclaiming, “That’s stupid.”
If you do experience reaction A, B or C then you drink.
Not recommended for groups of one person.
Know your limits. *
* If drinking a true Dark Matter Smash your limit is one. Trust us on this – no matter how good you feel right now, your limit IS one.