+”If your stupid idea worked, just for sake of being stupid, everything would be covered with a layer of chicken stuff.  If there were anything to find on Mars, as far as past life, etcetera, you wouldn’t be able to see it anymore.”  

-“First of all, who cares?  Second of all, archeologists are used to fucking digging to find stuff.  And they’d already know when and where the new layer came from, wouldn’t be a fucking mystery or anything.  They’d be able to say, ‘That’s chicken shit from Mars Date MD-25/7/1,’ or whatever, then take a spoon and scrape the shit off.  No big deal.  Just catalog it as B.C.S. – Before Chicken Shit, or D.E.C.S. – During Extensive Chicken Shitting, or P.C.S. – Post Chicken Shit.  They’d fucking love it, give them something to do.  Right, Mert?”

=”Huh?”

+”…”

=”…”

-“…”

+”Maybe they could use geese instead.”

-“Geese are nothing more than a biting mouth and an overactive anus with a connective tube of bad attitude.  Fuck geese.”